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Passion officially released on the App Store.

Author :admin     Category : Chris Alvares     26 Jul | 40 Comments

New from Chris Alvares comes the next hottest iPhone Application known as Passion.



What is Passion?

Ever wondered if how well you compared to other people during sex, well now you can with Passion. This iPhone application measures how well you perform during sex, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest. Then you can go online and see how well you did against the rest of the world.

How it works?

Passion works by using all of the iPhone’s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.

Compatibility

1) Passion requires an internet connection the first time you use the application and when submitting scores.
2) iPhone 2G, 3G, 3GS supported. No iPod touch support at this time.


More Screen Shots



10 Comments

  1. Posted July 29, 2009 at 7:31 am | Permalink

    crazyyyy mannn :D

  2. WX
    Posted July 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Hi… Nice idea, but could be a litle more lighthearted – the scale should rate ‘dud’ to ‘you deserve a medal’ ‘heroic’ ‘you are a god’ ‘Animal’ etc… And what about multiple sessions in the same night – eg three or four times !

    Maybe some modes to suit different partners or positions – strong and slow, hot and fast… Etc…

  3. Danny
    Posted July 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    Does it take into considuration using the iPhone vibration option?
    I mean, you can use the iPhone vibration option to increase your partner orgasm, but is it fair? Can you count the orgasm high score to your favor instead of the iPhone :-)

  4. Posted July 30, 2009 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    Hi, i would add a review about the program to my iPhone and Mac site http://www.apfelkraft.ch. Is it possible to receive a reedeem code for the US Store? Regards,
    Colin

  5. Posted August 16, 2009 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    Hi Chris,

    a record list to compare your score like the one we created for iThrow (an open source project to measure the height of a tossed iPhone) could be very interesting:
    http://www.php10.de/ithrow/more_records.php

    Features:
    > gets location from GPS or IP-address
    > shows the record list for your city/district, region, country, sub-continent or world
    > creates link for the current record list (with that link you can proove even two years later that you were the champion in 2009)

  6. Posted August 17, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    how did Apple test your application? :-)

  7. Posted December 4, 2009 at 4:33 am | Permalink

    A crazy Application, nice idea

  8. Posted August 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

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  9. Posted April 9, 2011 at 12:14 am | Permalink
  10. Posted May 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    sup great blog, I am very impressed with your writing skills as well as with the design on your weblog. Is this a free theme or did you design it yourself?

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